Salsa, Trump, and You

This salsa recipe will improve your life more than Donald Trump has.

There is a method to my madness here. You will have to bear with me. First, you will need some ingredients.

1 can (28 Ounce) Whole Tomatoes With Juice 2 cans (10 Ounce) Rotel 1/4 cup Chopped Onion 1 clove Garlic, Minced 2 whole Jalapenos, quartered and sliced thin 1/4 teaspoon Sugar 1/4 teaspoon Salt 1/4 teaspoon Ground Cumin 1/4 cup Cilantro Juice of one lime