What’s Her Name Apologizes for Assassination Porn

Man, I hate stories like this.

So we have a Z-list sorta celebrity comedienne who’s largely been out of the spotlight since performing fake fellatio on a gay CNN anchorman during the network’s New Year’s Eve broadcast a few years ago, and she’s looking for a way back in.

As her comedy shtick has never really been funny (she once thought that catting around with Sarah Palin’s almost son in-law Levi Johnston was a hoot), a Netflix comeback special is probably not in the cards. And given that her face now has the appearance of someone who has been importing cheap Botox from Venezuela since around halfway through the Obama administration, doing a spread in the pages of the newly naked-again Playboy is obviously out of the question. What’s a fame sniffing wannabe tart have to do to get people’s attention again?

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