What Happened, Hillary? It’s Her Deplorable New Book

What Happened

That’s the title of Hillary’s Clinton’s new book being released by Simon & Schuster on Sept. 12. Seriously… I’m not making that title up. Stop laughing so hard, or you might pass out.

We hear that the release date may have been pushed back a few times. Every time Hillary emailed the final draft to the publisher, it kept getting deleted when the server went down. Fortunately, some IT professionals from Russia got it sorted out.