Unhealthy Fixations

East Coast meets West Coast in a bipartisan mashup!

Pop quiz, kiddies! Guess what Mark Roberts—some liberal Democrat you’ve never heard of, who is apparently running for…

Let‘s start with Roberts. I’ll admit that I didn’t even know who the guy was until I opened up Twitter this morning, and saw all kinds of outrage being spilled over some tweet he had made. Outrage on Twitter of all places, you may scoff? Hard as it may be to believe, it’s true. Instead of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez fuming over being called a girl, though, there was actually some legit disgust with Roberts after he—well, let’s just allow his Byronesque eloquence to speak for itself, shall we?