The Upside Down Stormy Conscience of a Porn Star and Her President

Stormy Daniels said she was threatened not to talk about sleeping with Trump. The Left would never question it.

Porn star Stormy Daniels went on "60 Minutes" and said what every single person who tuned in knew she'd say. She said she slept with Donald Trump in 2006. She said she's being threatened "with financial ruin." This, the woman who willingly bedded a 60-year-old man who loved to brag about his sexploits, and was paid $130,000 in hush-money to not talk about it, is why America should weep for her.

She prostituted herself to a dirty old man, and was paid a higher wage for it per hour than Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, or Tom Brady (billed, of course, by the minute). That's if we believe that Trump actually slept with her, which he doesn't truly deny (because, well, why would he?).

What did Stormy have to say to Anderson Cooper (who, by the way, totally buys into the "this could cost you a million dollars!" narrative)?

Because people are just saying whatever they wanted to say about me, I was perfectly fine saying nothing at all, but I'm not okay with being made out to be a liar, or people thinking that I did this for money and people are like, "Oh, you're an opportunist. You're taking advantage of this. Yes, I'm getting more job offers now, but tell me one person who would turn down a job offer making more than they've been making, doing the same thing that they've always done?

Like she's not an opportunist? She didn't quite walk away from the opportunity to slide between the sheets with an elderly billionaire, did she? She didn't do it for money? So I guess any 60-year-old guy who wanted a dark and Stormy night could simply ask for it and get it.

And, yes, she's getting more job offers now--now that thousands of porn-addicted men are breathlessly searching the Internet for "how to surf incognito and mask your IP while paying with cryptocurrency" to hide their Stormy screen time from their spouses. Stormy is the fraud we all deserve for electing Trump to the White House.

Listen, before you break out the Cuck Tape and rope to tie me up, if you like Trump for what he's doing for the country, that's fine with me. Even I believe much of Trump's action is in the right direction, like a drunk tottering from the bar to his home--a winding path filled with falls and the occasional vomiting episode--but nevertheless arriving.

If you believe that whatever a man does with a woman not his wife in the privacy of a garish hotel room is his own business, I dare you to share opinion with your wife--but I'm fine with it. If you believe that what a man in the White House does with his personal business is his personal business, then you may just owe Bill Clinton a cigar or two. But again, that's your opinion to hold.

But no matter how much I think you are upside down as a conservative (or an evangelical conservative, even) defending Donald Trump from accusations of sleeping with a porn star and being hardly able to contain himself with the glee of boasting about it (only because his lawyer is pleading with him), the Left is a thousand times worse calling this gold digging porn star a victim.

See, Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, and Paula Jones for decades claimed they were victims of Bill Clinton. And we know what Bill Clinton did with an intern, in the Oval Office itself. The dress speaks volumes. But the Left and the mainstream media (really, they are the same) took Hillary's side. You never know what you'll get when you drag a dollar bill through a trailer park, right?

SEAN HANNITY: We might have a brand new name for their leader, their chief, their CEO, Jeff Zucker, the porn king of cable news. Now, of course, porn king Jeff Zucker and his colleagues at the bleep-hole network, they're not alone in their Stormy obsession. NBC, ABC, CBS and others also featuring saturated coverage of the story.

Over the years, the networks downplayed all Bill's conquests and victims. But now they elevate a woman who considers herself a connoisseur of fine men, under the hot lights and intruding cameras, all not for love, but totally for money. And they believe she prostrated herself to Donald Trump, and didn't do it for the money.

They are as delusional as the men who think they can woo Taylor Swift by tweeting the perfect pickup line. For Stormy Daniels, the perfect pickup line is a ring tone of a cash register.

But in the twisted redoubts of the Left's deepest echo chambers, Stormy Daniels is a saint, a hero, because she can take a lower road than President Trump. And that's really an accomplishment, believe me.

She's so low that her next role might be a creature from the Upside Down in the new season of Stranger Things. But instead of taking down Trump, she will instead consume the media in a sex-crazed orgy of hypocrisy.

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johntfs
johntfs

Oh stop what Steve? I mean, come on. Is there any real doubt Daniels is pretty much telling the truth? Given what we know about Donald Trump, is there any doubt he had sex with Daniels in 2006? No. Given that Trump's go-to move when thwarted or frustrated is to make threats, usually involving legal action at the least, do we really doubt he threatened Daniels to make her shut up and take the payoffs? When this story came out, did anyone here feel anything even remotely close to surprise? No.

Reaganite
Reaganite

A prostitute, a journalist and a Hollywood type...the trifecta of contenders for world's oldest profession, though not necessarily in that order of finishers.

thefirstRowdyone
thefirstRowdyone

Stormy appears to be a bit short on assets to continue her present occupation and without other marketable skills she wants to capitalize on media attention using stories about past experiences, even if the stories are imaginary, by using blackmail. No one knows the truth but her and possible her truth is nothing more than fantasy!

jamesbo
jamesbo

All these trump sucko-phants, defenders, supporters, and foot washers, are the very same ones who wanted to crucify bill and hilly, back in the day!!! Even if it is revealed sleazy trump had an affair while running for president, or even after the election, the same morally bankrupt cult, would still defend, support, and excuse him!!! Prosperity is the priority to fake republicans, conservatives, and Christians!!!

MittenTom
MittenTom

I'm almost certain that someone at The Atlantic said, when Pretty Woman came out, that it was the story of a prostitute who settled for one john. Even the left had morals once, but abortion kills a lot more than a baby.