"Two first class tickets to North Korea please." That's a phrase travel agents will be hearing a lot after the conclusion of these Olympic games. I've long been a big fan of Kim "Supercuts" Jong Un, it appears the media is catching on to what the hype is all about. Twitter was full of gems like these over the weekend:
I don't want to hear another word about North Korea having a couple hundred thousand political prisoners. Half those people are probably pro-life and deserve to be there anyway. It's time the world shows some respect for the diplomatic giant that is North Korea. They stormed into these Olympic games and fired a nuclear missile test of charm right in the world's face.
Kim Jong Un's sister (pictured above) brought her unique personality to the table and she's turning the diplomat game on it's head. Anyone can put on something pretty and smile their way through life. It takes a special woman to dress like Hillary Clinton at a wake while leaving everyone who meets you fairly certain you have a poisonous razor hidden in your shoe.
People chirp a lot about how many North Koreans are starving. Well, why do you think they're at the Olympics, idiots? Nothing helps a starving person like watching some curling during the hours you're allowed to be awake. Know what the North Koreans are hungry for? Some gold medals.
We haven't even mentioned their leadership on climate change. Americans luxuriate with things like heat, food, and lights. Not North Korea. They're busy lowering their carbon footprint. Actors like Matt Damon think they care about the earth? Ha! He's busy making movies that feel like you're getting your teeth pulled. North Korea will actually pull the teeth from your face. You tell me who's really committed.
So no more South Korea love. I'm tired of the Korea with Seoul. I'm ready to embrace the Korea with soul.