So Now My Facial Hair is Racist and Sexist? That’s Fantastic

SJWs: Forget liking the way it looks, your beard is actually a latent appeal to the patriarchal racism of your ancestors

Either this is proof that The Atlantic is officially out of ideas to write about, or we’re seeing the latest example of…

“What follows is the lost story of American facial hair… it concludes with the advent of the beard—a fashion born out of desperation but transformed into a symbol of masculine authority and white supremacy.”