Princeton Students Need Help Knowing Who Wants to Dance with Them

Apparently, things have gotten a bit more complicated than the junior high school dances I remember attending.

Demonstrating that the left is taking all the fun out of parodies, which never seem to be able to outdo the absurdity…

Yes, in anticipation of the school’s now-completed Orange and Black Ball, the Princeton Sexual Harassment/Assault Advising, Resources, and Education office published the guidelines for how you can know that a partner is wanting to dance with you.