Mr. Nobody

He used to be the King of New Jersey. Now, not so much.

You ever see Goodfellas? I'm sure Chris Christie has. In fact, right about now I'd lay odds that he's thinking about…

Today, everything is different. There's no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food. Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.