It’s Time To Reboot Star Wars

“Reboot Star Wars?!? Heresy!” you say. Now hang on and hear me out before you heat up the tar and pluck the turkey feathers. “Dad,” my 7-year-old son asked me the other day, “how long will they make new Star Wars films?”

“Forever, son.” I replied, without lying. Disney is the master of milking milk cows. And Star Wars is the milkiest of the milk cows, or ca$h cows, as it’s written in Bob Iger’s board room. There will be no end to Star Wars, but to get there, we need a new beginning.

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