If Captain Kirk, Luke Skywalker and Indiana Jones Got In A Fight... (Part 2)

Time for some Electric Boogaloo as culture clash heats up at the Resurgent!

They say the sequel is never as good as the original--so if you wanna check out our first installment, you can find it…

Picking up where we left off (because where else can you pick up?), the battle lines among the Resurgent staff have been drawn. Star Wars devotees squabbled over the malleability of midichlorians. Indy fans argued over which franchise had the best sequel. And the Trekkers--well, that would be Steve Berman and me, because obviously none of these other jokers have the taste and sophistication required to truly appreciate Star Trek--mused on whether a phaser would be more effective than a blaster against a lightsaber-wielding Sith Lord because it can fire a continuous beam. This back and forth pretty much went on the whole day, resulting in an email chain the likes of which we haven't seen since we debated the cultishness of Instant Pot owners. I think Andy Crawford said it best when he tweeted: