I Used to Hate Halloween, But I’ve Changed My Mind…And Don’t Wear Fedoras

In the past, I’ve said some really bad things about Halloween. I called it “a celebration of fear, secrecy, darkness, death, and mayhem.” I’ve written that it ruins children.

I dealt with its dark origins, druidic gatherings, the evils of candy, and the fact that Halloween is the top beer sales and pizza delivery day of the year (really, it is).