Hey, that's my emotional support peacock you're talking about!

Abuse of the ADA just reached peak absurdity.

United Airlines turned away a woman who attempted to board her flight with her "emotional support peacock."

No, I didn't read that story on "The Onion." The airline confirmed that they had turned away the woman and her companion animal because it “did not meet guidelines for a number of reasons, including its weight and size.” Apparently, they advised the passenger of these facts on 3 phone calls before she arrived at the airport.