GQ: You Don’t Have to Read the Bible

The Bible has withstood millennia of people trying to eradicate its influence. But how?

Jesus was born in Bethlehem between 6 BC and 4 BC. Bethlehem was a totally unassuming place, a small, backwater town of the Roman Empire. After a brief period spent as a refugee in Egypt, Jesus grew up in an even more humble place than where he was born, a village with a bad reputation called Nazareth. When a man named Nathanael, who would later declare Jesus to be the Son of God, heard where Jesus came from, he said, “Can anything good come from there?”

When these details about Jesus’ beginnings are understood, it’s astonishing that Christianity became the official religion of the Roman Empire in just 300 years. Today, there are approximately 2.2 billion Christians around the world, making it the largest world religion. Despite these numbers, Western media and celebrity culture today consider Christianity irrelevant. The question is, are they on to something? Are they prophetically pointing to a future where Christianity lies forgotten in the annals of history?

Demographics in the West are certainly shifting. Europe is largely post-Christian, and the number of Americans who identify as Christian declines every year. From an ethnocentric perspective, Christianity’s days certainly seem numbered, but when you look at Christianity from a global perspective, it actually has a very bright future. The number of Christians is declining throughout the West, but it’s skyrocketing elsewhere, particularly in Africa. Today, 1.3 billion Christians live in the “Global South” (Africa, Asia and Latin America). Demographic trends according to the Pew Research Center predict that more than 4 in 10 of the world’s Christians will live in Sub-Saharan Africa by 2060.

So, what does this have to do with GQ? The outlet published a list last week of 21 books that, in their estimation, you don’t have to read. Number 12 on this list was the Bible, and Jesse Ball didn’t mince words when expressing his distaste for it.

The Holy Bible is rated very highly by all the people who supposedly live by it but who in actuality have not read it. Those who have read it know there are some good parts, but overall it is certainly not the finest thing that man has ever produced. It is repetitive, self-contradictory, sententious, foolish, and even at times ill-intentioned. If the thing you heard was good about the Bible was the nasty bits, then I propose Agota Kristof's The Notebook, a marvelous tale of two brothers who have to get along when things get rough. The subtlety and cruelty of this story is like that famous sword stroke (from below the boat) that plunged upward through the bowels, the lungs, and the throat and into the brain of the rower. —Jesse Ball, 'Census'

While I could spend time discussing how the Bible is repetitive on purpose and that his use of the word "foolish" is in accordance with 1 Corinthians 1:18, the main thing that caught my eye was his sweeping generalization of those who have read the Bible. (Side note: Ball does make a great point about Christians who have not actually read the Bible. If you’ve been a serious Christian for more than a year and haven’t read it, you need to get on that). The idea that “those who have read” the Bible believe it to be a subpar document isn’t true. We’ve established that Christianity is a global phenomenon, and Ball does not have sufficient evidence to say that the 2.2 billion Christians who “rate the Bible highly” have not actually read it, nor does he defend his statement that those who read it reject it. On the contrary, the Bible is a book that millions around the world risk their lives to possess.

According to Open Doors USA, around 215 million Christians experience “high levels of persecution” around the world. Every month, 255 Christians are killed for their faith, 160 are detained without trial and imprisoned and 66 churches are attacked. I personally have done ministry in Mexico with believers who have had their fellow church members targeted and abducted. In many places around the world, being a Christian is dangerous business, but Christians face death for their faith because they know Jesus gives eternal life to those who believe in him.

Years ago, a missionary in China captured footage of Chinese Christians receiving a delivery of their very own Bibles for the first time. These Christians had heard the gospel of Jesus and believed, but had never had Bibles to call their own. It’s hard to describe the joy they exhibit as they clutch their creator’s words to their chests. One woman says through her tears, “This is what we have needed the most.”

Despite intense government crackdown, missionaries report that the church in countries like China and Iran is growing every year. No matter how hard people try, they cannot stop the spread of Christianity.

2,000 years ago, Nathanael wasn’t quite unlike Jesse Ball. He heard about Jesus of Nazareth and scoffed. But his friend Philip just smiled and said, “Come and see.” Nathanael didn’t know he would encounter the Son of God that day, but he did, and it changed his life forever. Maybe there’s more to the Bible than people are willing to acknowledge. Maybe it’s the greatest document ever produced. Maybe it’s the words of life. Maybe it’s the power of God. Maybe, just maybe, it’s a book you should read.

I don't see the issue in the article. If you aren't Christian and don't believe the bible why read it? Yeah there are some good life lessons, but overall it's not the most relevant to a non Christian.

Because reading good literature & books can bring new light into your world. There have also been many stories of someone picking up a Gideon's Bible & oming face to face with God/Christ as well as there are 100's of life-lessons within the pages of wisdom & history. Have you spent any real time in reading it?


Erickson and Susan Wrong would fit right in on the staff of GQ, editorially speaking.

while I believe the Bible is essential to understanding the world and philosophy, I can also see how it would be difficult to read it straight through and get a message. Without some guidance, you could get bogged down in genealogies or various ancient prophecies that were long ago fulfilled and are not as relevant today. With the possible exception of the Ten Commandments and The Sermon on the Mount, the Bible is not a listicle. How will they hear without a teacher?

What's GQ? I think Mad Magazine said the same thing awhile back. Both of them are my list of pertinent reading material at about 1 billion.

The challenge with today's short-term Snap-chat, FB, et al philosophizers is their lack of recognition of what "great" means. As a Christian, I also view the Qu'ran and the Book of the Dead as "great books" not because they contains truth but provides context for my interaction with another 2 billion or so people who believe them (and who likely also have not read it). BTW, unclear if Mr. GQ has ever gone Genesis to Revelation before, either, or just parroting those that adhere to Higher Criticism and other drivel.

To think that "great books" and "must-read literature" are in the same classification in today's Twitter-addicted world is just foolishness. Great books require study of history, philosophy, world events. This takes time and effort (not something today's internet junkie will relish). Great books are not a "must read" list that one should knock out one summer. But then, there's that aspect that The Bible would challenge one's worldview, declaring God Sovereign and us foolish. And who wants to hear that? ;-)

Further proof of 1 Corinthians 1:18.


At a minimum the Bible is a history of the Jewish people. It has served as a base for much of the law. The Ten Commandments, and the books of Proverbs and Ecclesiastes, plus much of the New Testament give a guide for life. I like most didn't take a course in the history of Western Civilization. The Bible has some huge gaps in the history of the the world. All one has to do is look how fast it went from creation through the great flood; the time in Egypt; and the time between the old and New Testament. For those that believe in the "Big Bang theory" what created the bang? God did not create robots, he gave them this thing called "Free Will." To God, a day is like a thousand years, a concept that is hard for most humans to comprehend. For some the Tower of Babel was the beginning of different languages, the sons of Noah was the beginning of the different races. As a history of the Jewish people, only the area of what we call the Middle East and southern Europe is covered. If one accepts the story of creation and the flood, God kept creating or he had a plan for adaptation. Going from two or eight people to the population of today, is hard to follow..

You didn't counter his point about "self-contradictory". Was that on purpose? Also, is this book fiction or nonfiction? And how many Christians read the Qur'an?

Are you actually asking or just poking? ;-) Which "self-contradictory" passages would you like explained (assuming you already checked context for first-order explanation). And yes, there are those of us out here that have read the Qu'ran. Have you read either of them yourself? ;-)

if you have read the bible you know there are hundreds of contradictions. try googling it once and you will have hours and hours of good reading. and you conveniently failed to answer my question about non-fiction.

Those most vocal about denying Christ are attempting to convince themselves there is no God as they battle that small inner voice continually raising the possibility there really is a God who will judge them.

Austin Petersen, an Atheist who is running for the Republican Senate nomination in Missouri, has read through the Bible multiple times because he respects the philosophy found in it even though he left the Christian faith following the death of his mother.

Further Christine Emba pointed out how it's important as a cultural touchstone that is essential to fully understanding much of western history, literature, and cultural thought:

"[W]hen it comes to the Bible, it’s not necessary to believe (though there are benefits to faith, too) to derive meaning from the text. As a reference point, the Bible is a skeleton key that unlocks hundreds of years of culture, from Shakespeare to Kehinde Wiley. The conservative uproar about Wiley, President Barack Obama’s portraitist, having painted images of black women “decapitating white women,” a reference to his “Judith and Holofernes,” might have been avoided had critics known that the work was an allusion to the religious story, a traditional artistic theme. (Then again, it might not have.) And many of the book’s moral lessons have become more, not less, relevant with time. Without knowing them, how could one parse the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “Letter From Birmingham Jail”?"