Dead Men Tell No Tales, But Hackers Will if Disney Doesn’t Pay Up

Well this be a kick in the knickers. It seems some scurvy rapscallions have pilfered the upcoming Disney blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales and be holdin’ her for ransom.

Okay, as tempting as it is to write the rest of the piece in pirate speak, it’s taking far too long to translate (find your English-to-Pirate online translator here). So suffice it to say that Disney is currently being blackmailed by hackers who are holding the fifth installment of the hit movie franchise for an unspecified (but reportedly enormous) amount of loot…er, money.