Collecting Scalps

Ah, schadenfreude.

You can’t really blame conservatives for savroring that rare moment when liberal celebrities, who are typically shielded from their bad behavior by the popular culture, finally get their comeuppance.

That same culture has, after all, treated us a lot like a high school lacrosse team treats mathletes in the locker room after gym class. Why shouldn’t we want to get even? After enduring all the wedgies, swirlies and getting stuffed into lockers, revenge isn’t just sweet–it’s a moral imperative.