BREAKING: Ted Cruz is Running to be Next Canadian Prime Minister

Ted Cruz announced today that he will be running for the office of Prime Minister in Canada.

Nobody really cares understands how Canada’s political system works, so it’s unclear how this might affect his future political ambitions in the United States. Cruz has secured several major endorsements, including Wayne Gretzky and Robin Sparkles.

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