Have yourself a politically correct Christmas? Bah! Hamburger!

On naming assorted Christmas songs as hazardous to our alleged victims

So that radio blacklist of politically incorrect Christmas songs is going viral? I have a few things to say about that,…

* I may think Bing Crosby sounds like a somnambulist when he sings "White Christmas," and I may think the proper way to do an impersonation of his version is with several strategically placed yawns. But you will not hear me dreaming of a psychedelic Christmas. (Even if the Christmas tree often looks pretty psychedelic, when you think about it.)