Okay, you caught us. It's actually Michael. But it's all GOOD!
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A little history lesson form Michael!
The Democrats have let their masks slip in a serious way.
PLUS: 21 Pilots and Venom News!
PLUS: Slutty Handmaidens! Hooray!
PLUS: We sit down with Owen Benjamin!
So far anyway...And it's more than you think!
PLUS: Some Good News! Why Not?
Still lots of questions even after all that.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN! While no one is looking......