And he's not alone! The world has gone mad!
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The problem with the Florida recount? ...Brenda Snipes.
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We just MIGHT have a border problem.
A list of random events that are driving Michael bonkers
The Boy Scouts are being sued by The Girl Scouts. Its outrageous. (And kind of funny)
Why do people chant "Build The Wall"? Pretty straightforward....
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