Michael uses his musical chops and talent for impersonation to tell you about your choices in life!
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A little history lesson form Michael!
And it's official! Republicans have more sex!
So far anyway...And it's more than you think!
Still lots of questions even after all that.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN! While no one is looking......
The Democrats have let their masks slip in a serious way.
PLUS: 21 Pilots and Venom News!
PLUS: Some Good News! Why Not?
PLUS: Slutty Handmaidens! Hooray!