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Cops Arrive after Maryland Man Posts Photos of Non-Psychedelic Mushrooms on FB

The cops arrived at the home of a Maryland couple after they posted pictures of Morel mushrooms on Facebook.

A Maryland man posted to Facebook describing how a cop arrived at his home over the other post he made on Facebook.

The cop's agenda?

He was apparently there to conduct an investigation into the man and his girlfriend, Hope Deery, for possessing psychedelic psilocybin mushrooms.

The only problem: they weren't magic mushrooms.

"We let them in and as soon as the police officer walked in he asked us why we were eating mushrooms and posting about it online," the man posted.

But the mushrooms in the photos they posted were actually edible mushrooms the couple found earlier in the day, cooked and ate before the cop arrived, knocking on their door.

John Garrison of Darlington, Maryland said he tried to explain to the cop Morel mushrooms are a "native choice edible mushroom similar to truffles."

Morel MushroomsJohn Garrison (Facebook)

"He wasn't convinced," Garrison recalled in his post on Facebook describing the incident.

Screenshot of John Garrison's Facebook post.

"So I rummaged through the trash to find a piece of a Morel so that he would have evidence that we weren't taking psychedelic mushrooms," he wrote.

"I showed him and he still wasn't convinced that they weren't magic mushrooms."

Garrison wrote he was shocked the officer was there over the photos he took because the edible moral mushrooms don't resemble the psychedelic type people eat for their mind-altering effects.

Photo of Morel MushroomsJohn Garrison (Facebook)

"I figured a police officer would know what illegal drugs look like."

Eventually, a second cop showed up and Garrison showed her the Morels he'd dug from the trash and she immediately identified it as a Morel.

Garrison, along with his girlfriend, were relieved to be finally off the hook.

The cops proceeded to 'process their IDs' then left.

Thankfully, no one was injured during the misunderstanding.

Someone needs to get a copy of the incident report (ICR) filled by police (completely public) to learn how the police covered their asses...
This "investigation" was completely stupid, and to "process" the residents' identification, rather than just leaving, shows they couldn't admit being wrong...

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The moral of the story: (1) don't use facebook (2) cops face no consequences for 4th amendment violations

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Did they have a warrant to search the house? I don't think so. Should have told them to come back with a warrant after they obtained Probable Cause. The Cops in America are not there to Protect and Serve but do want to escalate, arrest and Prosecute anyone to make a buck

Given the statement included an RA they are most likly in a college dorm, and the RA reported them. Depending on how it was done through the college the officers might not need a search warrent (a lot of colleges have you sign away some of thoose protections from searches in the dorm rules)

That cop needs to eat a handful of magic mushrooms...it may help him gain some enlightenment as to the idiot he is.

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In this case it would have been hillarious if the judge had any clue what a magic mushrtoom looked like as they try to get a warrant for the posession of MUSHROOMS.
If.
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They issue this numb-skull a firearm!?

Hey Ben, This is John Garrison the man who posted the morel mix up on facebook and I would really appreciate it if you deleted this post. Were trying to get rid of this attention on our part.

You could have said the morel of the story.. it would have been wonderful

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You could have said morel of the story

Please sue them.

At least file a complaint. Learning how and why this officer came to know about the mushrooms would be very revealing. This is another reason not to post anything on Facebook.

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