The face of a terrorist (Daily Mail)

The face of a suspected terrorist (Daily Mail)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, which can only mean one thing. Terrorists are out to kill us.

No, I’m not talking about the usual suspects who wage War on Christmas by wishing everybody Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.

I’m talking about those brazen terrorists who strap digital cameras to their bodies and immerse themselves in crowded public places under the pretense that they are photographing Christmas lights.

Anybody with any sense knows that they will use those photos to … well, I don’t know … maybe do a before-and-after comparison once they bomb the place? Your guess is as good as mine.

But thanks to the sharp-eyed police officers of the United Kingdom, citizens can sleep well because those culprits are being weeded out one-by-one with the help of the new anti-terrorism law that turned all photographers into suspected terrorists.

The latest suspect is Andrew White, a 33-year-old man with a shaved head and goatee. And a camera. In other words, he fits the profile of a terrorist perfectly.

Police told the Daily Mail that he was stopped for “taking too many photographs in a busy shopping area.”