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Gag Gift Idea: Ball Of Life Poem

This fun Christmas gift idea, with poem, is a great gag gift for the holiday season.

by craftbits (shellie wilson)

What you need

Tennis ball
Optional box

Instructions

You can tie the poem directly to the ball or place the ball into a organza bag, gift bag or into a box.

The Ball Of Life Poem

Suffering from stress: Fondle it constantly.

Need to relieve your anger: Throw it at someone.

Short of a massage: Roll it around the bottom of your feet.

Lack of communication in your life: Tell it your inner most secrets.

Short of a good friend: Paint a smiley face on it.

Needing some unconditional love: Throw it at a wall, it will always come back to you.

Want to be less selfish: Lend it to someone when you are not using it.

Want to be aware of others, want to become more thoughtful: Look after your ball, try to understand how it feels to be kicked about, stood on, given away and abused.

Want to be less judgmental: Be happy with this gift, it’s the thought that counts not the cost.

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