Man Has To Be Rescued After Taking Ecstasy & Paddling Out To Middle Of Lake To Be With Swans Because "They Don't Judge Him."

Kyle Thurston, 36, had consumed a “large quantity” of the party drug on Dec. 15 before stealing a swan boat and paddling out to the Linton E. Allen Memorial Fountain in the middle of the lake, according to a police report obtained by Orlando Weekly.... (Continues Belowl

"wanted to be with the swans because they didn't judge him"... I bet they do.

You can’t make this stuff up. SMH.