Ted Cruz thinks he’s being cool in this cringe-y video but all I see is a dumpy man clutching an AR-15 like his very p*nis depends on it. In this ammo sexual porn shoot, we see exactly what turns on bald flaccid chubby gun nuts. Cruz licking his lips and saying “Mmmmm Machine Gun Bacon.”
Watch Teddy lovingly wrap his bacon meat on the tip of his big hard “Machine Gun,” and then shoot shoot shoot until his gun is so darn hot he can’t help but drizzle drippy grease all over that darn shooting range. PS While gun nuts love to make fun of people calling for smart gun legislation who mis-title various guns, Cruz’s staff say it’s ok in this case because “Machine Gun” sounds so much better than AR15.
Hint, if you need to do this to prove your manhood there’s Viagra. Try it.
Watch Ted embarrass humanity in the video above.
By Being Liberal contributor: Sarah Ficca
Video republished to Twitter by RiotWomenn on February 22, 2018.
