The Miracles of Jesus Under Trumpcare

I know that it looks like the plan is mean, and I'm turning my back on the poor and the elderly and children. - You are turning your back on us! - No, I'm just not giving you something now, so that later you can get tax breaks, if you qualify.

(crowd protesting) - You are turning your back on us!

No, I'm just not giving you something now, so that later you can get tax breaks, if you qualify.

AND... if you're in the right income bracket.

Oh, but then, once you get that sweet tax break, you can use all the extra money on all the miracle care that you want!
Don't you see it?
It's... It's genius!
Tax breaks! Tax breaks!

Miracles of Jesus : (some - as a reference)

Healing of the royal official's son

Healing of the Capernaum demoniac

Healing of Peter's mother-in-law

Healing the sick during the evening

Miracle of healing a centurion's servant

Healing a paralyzed man

Healing a withered hand

Raising a widow's son

Healing the Gerasene man possessed by demons

Healing a woman with internal bleeding

Raising Jairus' daughter

Healing two blind men

Healing a mute demon-possessed man

Healing a 38 year invalid

Healing of many people in Gennesaret

Healing a girl possessed by a demon

Healing a deaf man with a speech impediment

Healing a blind man

Healing 10 lepers

++Raising of Lazarus++

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