Rush Limbaugh went on one of his customary rants this week talking about how Trump isn’t “innocent until proven guilty,” and that he was considered guilty the “moment he won the election.” Limbaugh says that Trump has to prove he didn’t do whatever thing he is accused of and “they” (whoever they are) just create the “lying, filthy, fake evidence.” Why do “they” do this? So they can spy on Trump, of course, the “lying, stinking fake evidence” gets them a warrant!
Typical Rush drivel, but it was closely followed by a more interesting bit when he went on and on about “they” creating a “lying, stinking” pee tape. He is sure that someone is going to make one. He even roughly scripted it for his listeners, in case anyone wanted to have a go at it:
“It’s going to look like security camera footage from a hotel room. It may be in black and white.”
At this point, Limbaugh went off on a little tangent, and it is got a little weird:
“And we’re going to be told that this may well be it, this may well be the it, this may well be Trump hired the prostitutes to pee on the bed. That bed right there, that might be the one Obama and Michelle slept in that the prostitutes are peeing on.”
Sure, Rush, sure. It's all fake. That sounds totally legit... if you're a painfully ignorant conservative who actually listens to Rush Limbaugh.
Listen to Rush's unhinged, and unintentionally hilarious, ramblings below: