YOU'RE FIRED: That time Keith Richards got rid of Trump with the help of a knife

Maybe he can use this trick to save the rest of us, too.

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards recently described an incident back in 1989 -- specifically how he found a way…

To be clear, Richards did not pull the knife ON Trump, but he was angry enough to stab a table over the man's obnoxious behavior while demanding he be shit-canned immediately. .