Shithead President Opens Shithole Mouth, Shits From It. And Other News

Even by our current Cuckoo’s Nest standards, this has been an unusually nutty week, right?

My news feed has been like a meth lab full of howler monkeys. This one’s gonna take a while, so let’s dive right in…

So, a number of Congressional Republicans, in partnership with their willing media lackeys, have been desperately pushing this narrative where the whole Russia investigation was instigated by the Steele Dossier, which was in turn nothing but a maliciously fictional partisan Mad Lib, concocted by Steele over wine coolers with Huma Abedin, probably while giving Vince Foster’s skull a leisure eye-socket fuck.