'Tis the season for valedictorian and commencement speeches, right?
So, a follower of Satan was named Valdictorian of his high school. He wanted to evangelize and proselytize for Satan, because he's so grateful Satan helped him be successful and he thinks everyone at his high school should have to listen to the good news about Satan at their public school graduation. The community is up in arms because the school authorities told him he couldn't insert his religion into this mandatory, secular ceremony. After all, there are many people there who don't believe in Satan, or have no interest in a sermon. But hey, it's his faith and he should get to make everyone listen anyway, right?!