On Shitholes, Subpoenas, and Starbursts

With the three-day weekend, surely the madness slowed down, if only a bit, right?

No? Fuck. Fine. Sprinkle some bath salts on your Tide Pods, and let’s wade through the muck.

I have to admit I’m impressed with the legs on ShitholeGate*. We’ve grown accustomed to moving from atrocity to atrocity with great rapidity, but here we are, five whole days later, discussing the finer points of difference between a Shithole and a Shithouse.