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How to deal with santorum oozing in public again? It's Savage Love time.

CNN's Rick Santorum thinks It's NBD that Trump Administration lost track of nearly 1,500 detained, undocumented kids.

Everybody is talking about disgusting, heartless statement by Rick Santorum.
http://deadstate.org/rick-santorum-dismisses-outrage-over-1500-missing-migrant-children-its-all-hyperbole/

Let's remind everybody the awesome and successful 2003 campaign by Dan Savage to determine what is the True Meaning Of Santorum. Savage Love, a syndicated sex-advice column appearing weekly in several dozen newspapers, started in 1991 in the Seattle weekly newspaper The Stranger.

We have a winner. (in a national poll) Savage Love readers, by a wide margin, want Sen. Rick Santorum's name to stand for... THAT FROTHY MIXTURE OF LUBE AND FECAL MATTER THAT IS SOMETIMES THE BYPRODUCT OF ANAL SEX! It was a landslide for that frothy mixture; the runner-up, farting in the face of someone who's rimming you, came in a distant second. So congratulations to WUTSAP, who nominated that frothy mixture, and a big thank you to the thousands who voted.

But now that the votes are all counted and a winner has been declared and the cheering has stopped, I see a problem. While everyone who has anal sex has to confront a little santorum now and again, no one likes to think about santorum, much less discuss it. A polite buttfucker says nothing about santorum to the embarrassed buttfuckee, and vice versa. They just get up and clean up. Since people don't discuss santorm even with people they've covered with santorum, getting the word into general use is going to be tricky. I'm willing to do my part, however: Please send me your santorum-related questions and/or santorum-related memories and I'll do a column or two on santorum. This will not only help to get the word out and into general use, but also help break the silence about santorum

I'm going to stop wasting my beautiful mind on Rick Santorum. But, hey, would you do me a favor? If you've gotten this far... go and Google "santorum" for me and then click on www.spreadingsantorum.com. Thanks!

"So I Watched Rachel Maddow's Interview With Rick Santorum" - July 2015

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