Melania Trump is not an Evangelical, she is, *GASP*, a Catholic who carried a rosary at her wedding, but pesky facts don’t matter to the Tribe of the Magical Star Baby Jesus. This week in ‘Theocrats who sell self printed books to grandma’ we get Paul Begley taking first prize in the crazy club. He says Melania had the White House “completely exorcised,” because the Obamas had “idol gods and images and all kinds of artifacts in there that were demonic... even stuff left over from the Clinton era... the Haitian Witchdoctor influence,” and Christians have to “literally rise up and slay demons.”
Paul Begley is a Fourth Generation huckster and has a radio show called “Coming Apocalypse”, and no it’s not THAT kind of come, he uses his show to build the Trump Cult. Over the weekend he discussed an imaginary story that Melania Trump used the 5 hours while Trump was being sworn in to perform an exorcism in the White House. “Melania said, [to Trump] ‘You’ve got to get all of that out of there and send in some preachers and priests to go in and cleanse the White House or I will not spend one night in it.’” I’m assuming this was revealed to him in his heart of hearts or a fever dream since he cites no sources.
He goes on to describe the inauguration, “During that five hours when they were ripping out carpets...there were people in there packing up every idol. The only thing that was left, Sheila, was one cross on one wall. They cleansed the White House. They had people in there anointing it with oil and praying everywhere.” Shelia and Paul go on to chuckle casually, because it’s totally normal to literally make shit up out of thin air and claim that the Dude who Created Space Time talks inside your head.
Oh! Paul has some books he’d like you to purchase... Hosea Prophecy, Texas Blood Lake, Mark of the Beast RFID, Zombie Apocalypse, Jerusalem Jihad, and Reflections From the Land of the Prophets.
Listen to the loony audio below:
By Being Liberal contributor: Sarah Ficca