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Evangelical leaders will meet with Trump due to concerns over porn star scandals

Trumpy is in bigly trouble with the pastor mens for putting his wee wee in the porn star(s).

Evangelical leaders have arranged a “sit down” with Trump for some stern finger-wagging and a spanking he’s sure to enjoy less than the $130,000 one Stormy Daniels gave him. The "Christians" don’t actually care that he’s a scumbag, they just need to fool the meek sheep into thinking they’ve prayed all over Trump just in time for election season.

An organizer of the June 19th gathering spoke anonymously saying “we are very concerned” about the porn star scandals and Trump’s potty mouth making the Evangelicals feel the sads and stay home on Election Day. "It is a concern of ours that 2018 could be very detrimental to some of the other issues that we hold dear," he says, like taking away women’s autonomy over their own bodies and protecting the right to discriminate against gay people.

"There's things that are like fingernails on the chalkboard to people of faith. That's not who we are; that's not a 'fruit of the Spirit'; that's not leading with humility," the source said. He has a big bar of soap ready to wash out that dirty orange mouth before they invite hundred of their chosen hypocrites to come meet with Trump. The ‘Christian” leaders want to get reassurance and guidance on how to fire up Evangelical voters.

This is a pile of virtue signaling BS to make any Christian with a shred of remaining self respect feel as if they aren’t actually terrible people for pulling the Republican Party lever. A spate of other Christian leaders confirm no one actually cares that Trump is immoral, and that the gathering will be to discuss policy. Trump is exactly who and what they voted for. Hello, “grab them by the pussy.”

By Being Liberal contributor: Sarah Ficca

For more read, “Concerned' Evangelicals Plan To Meet With Trump As Sex Scandals Swirl” by Sarah MCCammon for NPR on April 6, 2018.

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