Anti-LGBTQ pastor arrested for child molestation, asking kids to sit on his face

This week in schadenfreude, hypocritical Christians are at it again!

One pastor was arrested for molesting kids and one was swept up in massage parlor sex. It’s amazing how a religion that…

First up we have the case of the virulently anti gay Tennessee pastor Matthew Dennis Patterson known to kids at his Baptist church as “Denny.” Things started smelling fishy, (and not the Jesus fish sticker on your car kind of fishy) when Pastor Denny abruptly resigned in September. After he left his position of power, several parents called police saying he had asked to “engage in strange activities” with their children. Police statements were collected, and kids said Pastor Denny asked them to sit on his face and stomach in their underwear.